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Senator Claims Aliens Behind Adderall Drug Shortage

In a recent press conference, Senator Jared Nebula (I-NV) proposed an unconventional explanation for the ongoing Adderall shortage...

Pharmacist Breaks Record for Most Prescriptions Filled During Commercial Breaks in First College Football Game of the Season

In a stunning display of speed, accuracy, and sheer willpower, local pharmacist Brian Patterson has broken the national record for the...

Elon Musk to Rebrand Twitter to "RX," Pharmacists Nationwide Report Confusion and Outrage

In a move that has sparked both bewilderment and outrage among healthcare professionals, Elon Musk has announced that his latest...

CMS Adds Pool Noodles to List of Covered Durable Medical Equipment

In a surprising move, the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS) announced today that Medicare will now cover pool noodles under...

Pharmacist's First Pitch at White Sox Game Throws Bottle of Potassium Chloride Instead.

In an unexpected twist at Guaranteed Rate Field, home of the Chicago White Sox, local pharmacist Dr. Mark Jenkins made headlines with his...

New Legislation Passed: Prescribers Required to Obtain 'Permission Slips' from Pharmacists for Prescriptions

Washington, DC: In a move that has left the medical community reaching for their reading glasses to make sure they're seeing correctly,...

FDA Approves Name Change of Levetiracetam to Just "Levet''

In a stunning move, the FDA has approved a name change for the seizure medication Levetiracetam to simply Levet. The U.S. Food and Drug...

Elon Musk Directs SpaceX to design new Spatula

The spatulas will be made of completely recyclable plastic and are designed to be predictive machine learning-based devices. Elon Musk...

Nurse Who Still Can't Find Med, Sues Pharmacy

A nurse who still can't find the medication she needs in the fridge has sued the pharmacy that supplied it. The nurse, Camille Goodwin,...

GoodRx Changes Name to BadRx

Going forward, all of GoodRx's services and memberships will now be under the BadRx brand. In a move that better reflects the business's...

Missing Heart Surgeon Found, He Was Just Playing New Call of Duty

It has been over four weeks since Dr. David Slogan, a heart surgeon at St. Mary's Hospital, disappeared without a trace. His last known...

ASHP Announces Batman as Keynote Speaker

American Society of Health-System Pharmacists (ASHP) made a stunning announcement that their keynote speaker will be Batman. This...

Pharmacist Turned Llama Farmer Finds Success After Student Loan Repayment Pause

A young pharmacist has made a unique investment with the money she saved by not paying her student loans – she has bought a llama farm....

Walgreens to Create VR Experience for Iconic Hold Music

This experience is being created for healthcare professionals so that they can have an immersive experience as they wait for their call...

Protests Breakout Due to Pen Shortage

As pharmacies across the country battle pen shortages, looks like they have had enough and have taken to the streets. We all know how...