FDA Approves Drug to Prevent People From Watching Football on Sundays

The FDA has approved a new drug that blocks the receptors in the brain that are responsible for the desire to watch football.

The FDA has approved a new drug that prevents people from watching football on Sundays. The drug, called Footballapalooza, blocks the receptors in the brain that are responsible for the desire to watch football. Footballapalooza is the first drug of its kind and is expected to be a game-changer. The drug is taken orally once weekly and is available in both pill and liquid form. Footballapalooza is not without its side effects, however, as the most common side effect is drowsiness. Other side effects include dry mouth, dizziness, and headaches. Footballapalooza is not recommended for use by pregnant women or children under the age of 18.